If you were being followed, and we are not saying that you are, we are certain that this activity has been approved by the former Attorney General of the United States, a Mr. John Ashcroft.
(Mr. Ashcroft monitors this very site, and is likely to monitor anyone who visits. So if you were not being followed before, you most certainly are being followed now!)
We suggest that you turn around and smile from time to time.
There is, at present, no other treatment we can suggest short of moving to Switzerland.
Have a nice day!